Naked Moron Jumps OVER 200 FEET From the Top of the Brooklyn Bridge After Erecting Multiple Flags and Somehow Survives

An idiot jumps completely naked from the Brooklyn Bridge on Sunday. 

An individual with a death wish woke up this weekend and decided that jumping off one of the world’s most famous bridges, bare naked, would be a good idea.

As The New York Post reported, a 44-year-old man scaled the Brooklyn Bridge Saturday afternoon and attached several flags at the top. Per the paper, one of the flags was the Kazakh flag, and another was a blanket with random writing on it.

Then, the man removed his clothing and leaped off the structure as witnesses looked on in absolute horror. Before his jump, the NYPD Emergency Services Unit pleaded with him to use his brain and come down.

Video from the incident shows him holding either a piece of clothing or a bag above his head as he falls hundreds of feet into the water.

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The Post reports that Harbor cops managed to rescue the man from the water. He was later identified as Galymzhan Abaildayev, a native of Brooklyn.

Shockingly, not only did the Abaildayev survive, but he escaped without any life-altering injuries. He was taken to NYC Health and Hospitals Bellevue, where he is currently in stable condition.

To put into perspective how miraculous Abaildayev’s escape from death was, the Brooklyn Bridge’s two suspension towers are roughly 278 feet tall. That means he leaped nearly 300 FEET into the water without suffering a serious injury that resulted in his drowning.

Hitting the water from such a height mimics the physical impact of colliding with a brick wall or concrete.

Possible injuries include concussions, fractures, dislocated joints, broken bones, injured discs, and spinal cord damage, including paralysis.

It remains unclear what possessed Abaildayev to perform his idiotic, death-defying stunt.

Abaildayev was charged on Monday with the following offenses: reckless endangerment, making graffiti, public lewdness, criminal trespass, and disorderly conduct.

While he may face a few years in prison, at least that beats being six feet under.

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