Despite our differences with them, we at the Babylon Bee have graciously compiled a list of perfect landing spots for newly unemployed gender surgeons:
Pickle slicer at a deli: Because, you know.
Person who takes peanuts out of their shells at the factory: An easy transition.
Mohel: You wouldn't get to cut off the whole thing, but it's better than nothing.
Swashbuckler: Take other people's property and chop off a part of them as you do!
Travel back in time to when eunuchs were popular and be the guy who does the eunuch-making: It's perfect.
Serial killer: Really it's the same job, you just do it faster.
Pants tailor: You can't actually cut people's junk, but at least you can get your knife really close.
Hostage torturer: We hear Hezbollah is hiring - you can still have a pager and everything.
Surgeon who performs ethical, medically necessary procedures: A bit of a stretch.
Death row inmate: This is the one we're rooting for.
The job market for gender surgeons may have dried up, but there are still plenty of careers for these cutters. Good luck!
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-new-career-paths-for-out-of-work-gender-surgeons
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