TALLAHASSEE, FL — In an incredibly petty jerk move, Ron DeSantis reportedly prevented Kamala Harris from helping out with hurricane relief by not telling her where Florida is, even though she was really willing to aid victims of Hurricanes Helene and Milton.
According to sources close to the situation, Harris showed perfectly good faith by calling DeSantis to offer her assistance to the people of Florida but was rudely refused after DeSantis wouldn't even give her a single hint as to where Florida is located on a map.
"I holistically tried to get him to tell me, but he couldn't take the joy," Kamala complained in a press conference. "And then I asked him to give me the first letter of the state or states that might be around Florida and he wouldn't do that either! What's with this jerk? I'm just trying to help and all he wants to do is play politics. I'm from a middle-class family, too, you know! HAHAHA!"DeSantis has not issued an official response to Kamala's criticism apart from a post on X reading, "LOL you can have three guesses ;) rofl."
At publishing time, Kamala had also been prevented from helping out with hurricane relief in North Carolina after no one would tell her where that was located, either.
https://babylonbee.com/news/what-a-jerk-kamala-harris-wants-to-help-with-hurricane-relief-but-ron-desantis-refuses-to-tell-her-where-florida-is
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