Springfield, Ohio — Oberlin College territory — has a population of roughly 60,000 people, and the Biden-Harris administration has dropped 20,000 Haitians in the community. As we reported Sunday, a resident told the city council that "Haitians are in the park grabbing ducks, cutting the heads off, and eating them."
We're also seeing several stories about Haitian immigrants killing and eating not just ducks, but pets. Cats, in particular. WOTW even reported on a woman for allegedly killing a cat and eating it in front of the neighbors.
They report:
A 27-year-old woman was arrested by police in Ohio for allegedly killing a cat and eating the animal.
According to court records filed in Stark County, Allexis Telia Ferrell, of Canton, is charged with injuring animals, prohibitions concerning companion animals and disorderly conduct.
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Investigators with the Canton Police Department said Ferrell killed the cat by stomping on its head. She then went on to eat the cat “in a residential area in front of multiple people” at a housing complex on 13th Street SE.
The news story doesn't mention whether she's Haitian, but The New Republic calls it the "most unbelievable conspiracy yet." "Republicans are straight up losing their minds with their racist conspiracy theories," they report.
It was just a couple of weeks ago that a group of House Democrats had signed a letter pressuring the FEC to ban Elon Musk's Grok-2 artificial intelligence image generator in the run-up to the election.
"This election cycle, we have seen candidates use Artificial Intelligence (AI) in campaign ads to depict themselves or another candidate engaged in an action that did not happen or saying something the depicted candidate did not say," they wrote.
But you have to admit, artificial intelligence is the most interesting thing about this election cycle. There are so many great memes of Kamala Harris leading the communist revolution.
But when it came to eating cats and ducks, the people of X stood up and made sure to make it clear who the anti-cat-eating candidate was.
Even Sen. Ted Cruz and Elon Musk got in on it:
Here's the House GOP getting in on the party:
It's a joke, people. Get a grip on yourselves. This story out of Ohio really seems to have struck a nerve. Maybe this is an opportunity to get out from J.D. Vance's "childless cat lady" comments:
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/09/09/trump-cat-and-duck-memes-n2400721?utm_source=twdailypm&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl&bcid=45d996accbfd36c3837ab03d1775182de3af75990f114699abb5aa9734e3dc72&lctg=28264343
WATCH: Trump’s Best Imitator Tells Us How Trump Will Save Our Cats! (NSFW)
Two warnings apply to the video at the heart of this post:
First, its content is NSFW. We think most people will laugh at the tongue-in-cheek reference to a risqué comment by Trump, but some might get offended. So be warned.
Second, some of this is this author’s fault.
As regular readers know, there have been reports that Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio were eating ducks, and also at least one cat. As that prior post reported, lot of people were joking about Trump saving our pets, creating AI imagines showing him doing so and that led to, well, this (with a LANGUAGE WARNING):
That would be Shawn Farash, whom we have previously labeled ‘Trump’s Best Impersonator.’ And it’s not just because Mr. Farash sounds like Trump to a spooky degree—even if he sadly doesn’t look very much like him—but he’s also wise enough to make jokes that hits many different targets. He’s not afraid to jab a little at Trump (even though he clearly likes him), but he doesn’t just jab at Trump, because that would make his jokes predictable and, therefore, tedious.
We were tempted to show the Twitter/X conversation that led him to credit us for ‘inspiring’ him, but that sounds too much like ‘explaining a joke’ and almost no one enjoys that.
Instead, let’s just jump to reactions:
Drink beverages carefully, people.
But would anyone actually want PETA on their side?
If guns are outlawed for cats, then only outlaw cats would have guns.
We feel like the giant cat needs a pair of rocket launchers and an American flag to complete the look.
There is a lot of AI in this piece. Just strap yourself in.
For the record, they can have those skinless cats. They give us the willies.
That’s … random.
Science has officially gone too far...
https://twitchy.com/aaronwalker/2024/09/09/watch-trumps-best-imitator-tells-us-how-trump-will-save-our-cats-n2400728
The Memes From the Haitian Invasion of Ohio Have Been Gold
Mia is going to have a deeper dive into the Haitian migrants taking over Springfield, Ohio, but the main reason why it’s becoming a national news story is—you guessed it—linked to immigration. To make a long story short, tens of thousands got dumped here, and let’s say their dietary habits do not comport with what’s legal in the United States. These people are reportedly chopping up geese and ducks. There was a viral post about people’s pets, though local law enforcement has dismissed that claim.
And, of course, the usual suspects are claiming that voicing criticism over these antics is racism, which Cathell will have more on later. But this story is nuts.
Apparently, if someone is doing something totally foreign to your culture and totally horrific, and you’re disturbed by it, you’re just racist. 🤡
— Emma-Jo Morris (@EmmaJoNYC) September 9, 2024
Oh if they’re LEGAL immigrants then in that case— eating pets is just fine! https://t.co/QlPDLHiuW5
— Emma-Jo Morris (@EmmaJoNYC) September 9, 2024
The memes have been gold, though:
Well done, Babylon Bee:
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2024/09/09/haitians-are-going-crazy-in-ohio-chopping-up-cats-geese-and-ducks-n2644483?utm_source=twdailypm&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl&bcid=45d996accbfd36c3837ab03d1775182de3af75990f114699abb5aa9734e3dc72&lctg=28264343
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