Donald Trump Declared The Winner!

So…who won last night’s debate between Ronald DeSantis and Greasy Gavin Newsom?

Holy crap that was tough to watch, wasn’t it?

As to who won, here’s what I wrote last night on Twitter:

DeSantis/Newsom debate: just got done watching.

My take: Newsom lost. DeSantis didn’t really “win” as much as Newsom lost and there is a difference.

DeSantis didn’t land many any big punches but Newsom self-destructed. Terrible performance. Newsome overcomplicated everything. Simple wins.

DeSantis won by default but this was ugly and hard to watch.

I feel bad for Sean.

I also wrote this about DeSantis last night in my Nightly Newsletter (sign up here if you want, it’s FREE):

Look, DeSantis is “right” on paper about everything he says.

If he had to pass a test about being President, he’d ace it.

And I know it’s not fair and I can’t really explain it, but being right on paper and being an Alpha Male in command of a room are just two different things.

Ron has the former in spades, but he doesn’t have the latter and he never will.

You can’t teach it.

You can’t study it.

You can’t practice it.

It’s ingrained.

You either have it or you don’t.

The constant wetting and licking of the lips….

The weird faces….

The nasally voice….

The Alfred E. Neuman face….

The boot lifts….

He just doesn’t have it, and I actually do feel sorry for him.

I don’t know that he truly even wanted to run for President.

I think he was pushed into it, and he’s giving it his best effort but you can’t gin up what you don’t have.

That’s my take.

Good guy.

Good Governor.

He’d be a great professor one day.

But simply not suited for President.

We need Trump back to clean house and save this country.

Then I’ll take 8 years of Kari Lake after that.

But back to our original question?

Who actually won the debate last night?

Lawrence Jones went to a cafe to find out and you gotta see the results of this….so good!

That seemed to be the sentiment on X too — Trump won last night.

Big League!

This was embarrassing for Ron:

And now the most hilarious part….

President Trump posted this earlier today and it’s the funniest 54 seconds you’ll see all day!

Live from “Loserville”:

FULL VIDEO PLAYER HERE:

I’m not sure if that was made by the Dilley Meme Team or not but it kinda feels like it.

This was though, and I still laugh at this one every time I watch it:

HILARIOUS: Trump Lowers Ron DeSantis With Bluetooth Boot Lifter!

It’s not often that I write an entire article about a 1 minute meme, but today is that day.

Why?

Because this had me laughing so hard I had to share it.

Don’t we all need to laugh right now?

Trust me, take whatever you are doing and put it on a 1 minute pause to just take a massive TIME OUT from all the negativity and stress of this world and just….LAUGH!

Enjoy:

If that doesn’t work, backups here:

And here:

The DILLEY MEME TEAM never lets us down!

Hilarious work fellas (and ladies?), well done!

Here is some of their prior work that is also amazing:

“Now I Ain’t Sayin’ She A Vote Rigger…”

President Trump is back on Twitter/X with his first Tweet since 2021, and already people are saying “Meme Magic” is back.

Indeed it is.

I keep telling you everything right now feels like 2015/2016 repeating itself, including the incredible memes flying all over the place.

But what I’m about to show you is one of the absolute best and most hilarious videos I’ve ever seen.

I texted a friend this morning: “Might be the best video ever made for the Internet.”

These guys are incredible, all credit to the Memefellas at the Dilley Meme Team who say they put this together in less than 24 hours.

I have no idea how they do it, but this is incredible talent!

Not only did they have to get the visuals but then write the script and make Trump’s voice sing perfectly.

It’s unreal!!

I’ve already loaded it onto my gym playlist!

I’ve watched this at least 10 times and it gets better each time….

Please enjoy:

Backup

Backup here on YouTube at least for right now:

I can’t even pick a favorite line, so many good ones…

If it’s not the chorus  “But Fatty only make my lead bigger” then I think MAYBE it would have to be “You will see her at the Court House, Call Her Fatty Willis”:

Humor and satire always hit stronger than most anything else.

Reaction is off the charts:

If you want more, we actually covered this same incredible team a few days ago.

Here’s another gem:

Meet “Rhonda Santis”

I don’t know what level of AI sorcery created this, all I can say is it’s freaky, it’s hilarious and it’s dead on perfect!

Called by some “Rhonda Santis” this is some wizardly combination of Ron DeSantis and Hillary Clinton.

The more you watch, the freakier it gets!

I can’t tell where Ron starts and Hillary begins….and vice versa.

The audio….

The visual….

It’s uncanny.

Just watch for yourself:

Even Don Jr. has started sharing the “Ronda Santis” memes:

“Why am I not up 50 points in the polls?”

I have no idea how they did this, but this is perfection:

Per the watermark, credit appears to go to the Dilley Meme Team.

Well done fellas and/or ladies!

And also from the Dilley Meme Team, this one is so good…

How do they do this?

https://twitter.com/ramble_rants/status/1691809261309850028

https://en-volve.com/2023/12/01/donald-trump-declared-the-winner/