GOODY! WALMART PICTURES

 BonLovesFreedom sent these to me and I thought we could all use a laugh!

THIS IS WHAT THE "BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE" ARE WEARING THIS SEASON IN WALMART 

You have no idea how exhausting it can be putting on tight purple sweat pants!!   

  Pensacola, Florida 

 

 

 

Don't laugh! It's okay, because today is combination Casual Friday and Crazy Hair Day, all 

rolled into one.   College Station, Texas 

 

 

 

 

Apparently, Lester Flem doesn't know whether he's homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, 

pansexual, polysexual, or asexual.  However, if you look up the word 'Transgender' in the dictionary...BINGO!!!!  There you will see a picture of dear old flaming Lester in his boots.   

Laguna Niguel, California 

 

 

 

Packing this rear in camouflage shorts is like trying to hide an elephant behind a squirrel. 

Seattle, Washington  

 

 

And men claim they can't meet classy women in stores? Go figure!   Louisville, Kentucky 

 

 

Is that a THONG Ollie Hopnoddle is wearing?? I can't look again or I'll go blind. 

Mountain Brook, Alabama 

 

 

 

For my own sanity, I have to assume that Gussie Klothgrunt is shoplifting two pork roasts 

in her shirt ... simply because there is no possible way that can be anything other than two 

pork roasts in her shirt.  Can't be!    Forestdale, Alabama 

 

 

 

 
No way, Laquanda, absolutely not!  That outfit does not at all make

you look like a Hooker.  Midlothian, Virginia 

 

 

 

 
It's like a big pink garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door knobs.

     Houston, Texas 

 

 

 

This is perfectly understandable.  This one was just on her way to the Country Club when she remembered she needed some coffee and a couple of yoga videos. Besides, she thought to 

herself, I'll just throw on these gray shorts and I'll be smokin'.     Nashville, Tennessee 

 

 

 

I love talking with Freidagurtz Finkelstein, because she always seems so surprised and 

interested in what I have to say.    Grand Rapids, Michigan 

 

 

 

Holy Golden Illusions of Grandeur, I gotta get me that outfit!!!!   Alpharetta, Georgia 

 

 

Either that lady has a tail or Barney is stuck where the sun doesn't shine.      

Loves Park , Illinois   

           

 

I'm not sure what kinky Bathsheba Squeal plans to do with that pie filling, but there is just 

something about her that tells me she doesn't bake, she doesn't watch Rachael Ray, and 

she has no intention of using that pie filling in the kitchen.   La Verne, California   

           

 

I have infinite admiration for the sheer strength of good quality denim. Moreover, I will be 

eternally thankful if Honeysuckle's jeans wait until she reaches the truck to explode. Seriously, 

they should consider using denim on the next NASA space shuttle.   Spring, Texas 

 

 

For those times when you need fried okra and chicken strips so badly, that you just can't 

wait for the bleach to set.    Oxford , Mississippi