NEW YORK, NEW YORK (Satire) – With millions of liberals suddenly being exposed to facts on Twitter after Elon Musk allowed free speech on the social media platform, the world’s most honest drug company Pfizer has announced that they’ve recently received full FDA approval for a new vaccine called Bantruthitol to combat the deleterious effects of truth.
“We’re proud to announce our new vaccine that we completely guarantee will cure anyone exposed to the harmful virus known as truth,” said Pfizer spokesperson Kash Munnie. “It took our top scientists a grueling three hours to concoct the new vaccine and we swear this new shot is just as safe and effective as the COVID vaccine that may or may not be killing millions of people.”
Once liberals were exposed to truth on Twitter, they immediately began shaking violently and experiencing mild cognitive dissonance-like symptoms.
The Biden administration has praised Pfizer’s ability to release the new Bantruthitol vaccine in record time and is urging everyone to get vaccinated against truth or suffer the negative consequences of the virus, such as being red-pilled and getting out of the matrix.
Dr. Fauci gave a quick interview saying that millions of unvaccinated conservatives are exposing people to the truth and has called on Americans to social distance from Twitter for two weeks to slow the spread of facts.
Pfizer Introduces Anti-Facts Vaccine For Liberals Affected By Truth On Twitter - Daily Soak
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