Conservatively Speaking : TOP TEN: The Best Trump Tweets Of All Time!

Remember when David Letterman used to do his Top 10 list?

It was the best.

And even though Letterman was left-leaning and did not like Trump, he was at least still funny!

Unlike the trolls on late night these days.

They are mean and angry and would rather push an agenda than actually be funny.

Anyway, I digress…

In honor of President Trump being reinstated to Twitter, and as an homage to David Letterman’s Top 10 Lists, I give you my favorite Trump tweets of all time.

They range from the serious to the hilarious and everything in between.

Please understand I post these with all the best intention because WeLoveTrump and I truly honestly love these all on so many levels.

Never change, Mr. President — we love ya!

These are so good, enjoy:

Starting with the serious:

Got to do something about these missing chidlren grabbed by the perverts. Too many incidents–fast trial, death penalty.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 8, 2012

It would become a prevailing theme of his movement and of the Q community.

For good reason.

I had actually not seen this next one before doing this research and it’s pure perfection:

I don’t like seeing the Pope standing at the checkout counter (front desk) of a hotel in order to pay his bill. It’s not Pope-like!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 19, 2013

Classic Trump:

It makes me feel so good to hit "sleazebags" back — much better than seeing a psychiatrist (which I never have!)
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 19, 2012

Love a comment I saw on this next one: Is that what they call an Indian burn?

Best line in the Elizabeth Warren beer catastrophe is, to her husband, “Thank you for being here. I’m glad you’re here” It’s their house, he’s supposed to be there!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 14, 2019

One of the most famous:

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://t.co/ufoTeQd8yA pic.twitter.com/k01Mc6CuDI
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 5, 2016

A personal favorite:

While @BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 28, 2012

Another well known, serious, classic:

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2018

Classic Trump:

Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 29, 2014

Hey, that is weird:

When I was 18, people called me Donald Trump. When he was 18, @BarackObama was Barry Soweto. Weird.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 12, 2012

Another Indian burn?

Today Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to by me as Pocahontas, joined the race for President. Will she run as our first Native American presidential candidate, or has she decided that after 32 years, this is not playing so well anymore? See you on the campaign TRAIL, Liz!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 9, 2019

Trump knows:

Many people walked out on Madonna's concert when she told them to vote for Obama. Years ago I walked out because the concert was terrible!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 29, 2012

This is on my Mt. Rushmore of favorite Trump tweets:

Barney Frank looked disgusting–nipples protruding–in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 21, 2011

So is this:

I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 14, 2012

Another serious one, prophetic?

Pervert alert. @RepWeiner is back on twitter. All girls under the age of 18, block him immediately.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012

Another gem: