AOC Accuses Florida Waiter Of Falling In Love With Her After Taking Her Order

AOC says the hostess, cook, and valet have the hots for her as well...
Satire courtesy Daily Soak Staff

January 1, 2022

NEW YORK, NEW YORK– While on a top secret undercover mission in South Florida pretending like she was enjoying freedom, the irresistible AOC made yet another person fall in love with her during a trip to a restaurant with her male companion.

Immediately after a photo of an older male waiter handing her a drink went viral, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez defended her dining experience on Twitter by claiming the part-time 90-year-old restaurant worker forced her to accept the beverage because he was projecting his sexual frustrations out on her and refused to take “no” for an answer.

“Yet another man has fallen in love with me,” wrote AOC angrily in a series of tweets. “That 90-year-old waiter was mad that he can’t date me, so he projects his sexual frustrations onto my neutered boyfriend.”

AOC went on to say that not only did the senior citizen waiter fall in love with her, but also the cook who made her food, the teenaged boy valet who parked her car, and the married female hostess who took her to her table.

Later on in the day, AOC sent out an additional tweet sharing yet another horrible experience she’s been going through with another infatuated stalker who somehow got into her house and has been following her whenever she stares into a mirror.

“This sexually frustrated person in my mirror won’t stop staring at me because they’re so in love with me,” explained AOC to anyone who would listen.