Cuba Officially Promoted To 'Not Real Communism'

CUBA—After Cubans began protesting for their freedom and over a lack of food 

and adequate healthcare this week, American socialists announced the country is 

now officially "not real Communism."

"The Communist Party of Cuba, which we once praised as being a shining example 

of communism, is no longer real communism now that it is apparent that it has 

failed," said Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. "We were hoping this would

 be the communist state that succeeded. I personally, like, had pretty high hopes 

for them. They have, like, good programs that teach kids how to read good and stuff. 

But it does look pretty bad over there. So we are forced to take away their 

communist status."

Bernie Sanders said he was "saddened" by the official reclassification but had to 

acknowledge that Cuba is no longer communist, since it has decayed into a hellscape 

of misery, hunger, and depression.

Cuba's government will be forced to turn in their gun and communist badge to the 

founder and CEO of communism, Bob Communism.

Cuba Officially Promoted To 'Not Real Communism' | The Babylon Bee