You know how ahead of every U.S. presidential election, loudmouth liberal celebs threaten to move to Canada if a Republican wins? They refuse to remain in America under a fascist regime. Canada is a far more progressive country, a country that cares.

Just look how progressive Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is. Just look how much he cares:


What more information does one need? Trudeau’s made it pretty clear that what you can expect when you return to Canada is to be treated like some kind of COVID19 criminal.

In the interest of public safety, of course.

More like “No, Canada.” Are we right?

“Government facilities.” Those are totally different.

Heh.

Now there’s an idea.